Australian English vs British English vs American English

Anyone who thinks English is English when travelling is in for a surprise. Not only is there spelling differences, there are whole word differences and phrase differences. Here is a sample of some of the differences:

Australian English British English American English
a bag of sugar, flour etc a bag of sugar, flour etc a pack of sugar, flour etc
Aluminium Aluminium Aluminum
autumn autumn fall
backpack knapsack rucksack
Barman / Bartender Barman Bartender
Bath Bath Bathtub
bill (at resturant) bill (at resturant) check (at resturant)
biscuit biscuit cookie
Bonnet (of car) Bonnet (of car) hood
Boot (or car) Boot (of car) trunk
bottle shop off-licence liquor store
Camp bed Camp bed Cot
Candy floss Candy Floss Cotton Candy
car park car park parking lot
Caravan Caravan Trailer
chemist chemist drug store
cheque cheque check
Chips Crisps Chips
chips / potatoe chips chips french fries
city centre city centre downtown
clothes shop clothes shop clothing store
Cobweb Cobweb Spider web
colour colour color
Corn Maize Corn
Cot Crib Crib
Dial tone Dialing tone Dial tone
dinner jacket dinner jacket tuxedo
do the dishes do the dishes do the washing up
Doll’s house Doll’s house Doll house
Draught Draught Draft
Draughts (game) Draughts (game) Checkers
dressing gown dressing gown robe
Eggplant Aubergine Eggplant
First floor First floor Second floor
flat flat appartment
football Australian Rules football Australian rules football
freeway motorway highway
fully booked fully booked booked up
garden garden yard
gridiron gridiron football
Ground floor Ground floor First floor
g-string thong thong
Guard (on train) Guard (on train) Conductor
Herb Herb Curb
high school secondary school high school
Hockey Hockey Field Hockey
holiday holiday vacation
Jelly Jelly Jello
Jewellery Jewellery Jewelry
Kerosene Paraffin Kerosene
Lift Lift Elevator
Manoeuvre Manoeuvre Maneuver
Mark (for exam) Mark (for exam) Grade
maths maths math
Mince (meat) Mince (meat) Ground beef
mobile mobile phone cell phone
Moustache Moustache Mustache
nappy nappy diaper
neighbour neighbour neighbor
pantyhose tights pantyhose
Pay rise Pay rise Raise
Pedestrian crossing Pedestrian crossing Crosswalk
petrol petrol gas
petrol station petrol station gas station
Postcode Postcode Zip code
Pram Pram Baby carriage
primary school primary school elementary school
queue queue line
recess break recess
rubbish rubbish carbage / trash
runners trainers sneekers
shop shop store / shop
shop assistant shop assistant sales clerk
singlett vest undershirt
soccer football soccer
subway subway underpass
Suspenders Braces Suspenders
sweets sweets candy
takeaway takeaway take out
thong flip-flop (worn on feet) flip-flop (worn on feet)
tick (✔) tick (✔) check (✔)
timetable timetable schedule
toilet toilet restroom
torch torch flashlight
trousers (for a male) trousers pants
TV program TV programme TV program
underground underground subway
waistcoat waistcoat vest
wardrobe wardrobe closet
zip zip zipper
Zucchini Courgette Zucchini
Undies men or women knickers men or women panties
Underdacks men’s knickers men’s panties
dacks trousers pants
gday good day good day
bottler very good / excellent very good / excellent
Rubber Rubber Eraser
Pissed Pissed Drunk
Angry Angry Pissed
Bum Bottom/Bum Fanny
Dummy Dummy Pacifier
Bucks party Bachelor party Stag night
knickers knickers panties
prang car accident car wreck
arvo afternoon afternoon
plonk cheap wine cheap wine
drongo idiot idiot
to gander to have a look to have a look
grog alcohol liquor
berko angry angry
jocks men’s knickers men’s panties
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What does dolphin poop look like?

What does dolphin poop look like?

What does dolphin poop look like? What a great question you have asked a very good question. There is not a lot of info out there on google to tell me, but one thing is for sure, Brittany Furlan should know what dolphin poop looks like because she googled it when she had to much time on her hands 🙂 She does suggest “It’s cloudy… Diarrhea-ish”.

Anyway, just wanted to share that bit of useless info with you and have a little fun as I (right now) have to much time on my hands too 🙂

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See your day in opposite ways with same words

The following should be read from the top down, and then read it again from the bottom up.

Today was the absolute worst day ever

and dont try to convince me that

there’s something good in every day

because, when you take a closer look,

this world is a pretty evil place.

Even if

some goodness does shine through once in a while

satisfaction and happiness don’t last.

And it’s not true that

it’s all in the mind and heart

because

true happiness can be obtained

only if one’s surroundings are good

It’s not true that good exists

I’m sure you can agree that

the reality

creates

my attitude

It’s all beyond my control

And you’ll never in a million years hear me say that

Today was a good day

Now we reverse the order of the lines, or you can just read back up to the top starting from here.

Today was a good day

and you’ll never in a million years hear me say that

it’s all beyond my control

My attitude

creates

the reality

I’m sure you can agree that

it’s not true that good exists

only if one’s surroundings are good

True happiness can be obtained

Because

it’s all in the mind and heart

And it’s not true that

satisfaction and happiness don’t last.

Some goodness does shine through once in a while

even if

this world is a pretty evil place.

Because, when you take a closer look,

there’s something good in every day

and dont try to convince me that

today was the absolute worst day ever

 

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Some photo’s from 2014 that are memorable to me

2014 was probably the most turbulent year of my life. The following photo’s are highlights of that year. Click on image to expand.

Laguna De Bay, Philippines

Laguna De Bay as seen from the roof of Rio Building, Azure Resedences, Paranaque

My darling Patty

My darling Patty

Lorne, Victoria, Australia

Recent road trip along the Ocean Road in Victoria I stopped for breakfast at this picnic ground in Lorne. It’s the perfect place for a stop, beautiful scenery, sounds, and smells. Spectacular 🙂

Sandstone sculptures on the cliffs near Elliston, South Australia

The Great Ocean Tourist drive passes across the top of the clifs at Elliston on the West Coast of Eyre Peninsula in South Australia. A number of sculptures are spread across these cliffs.

Coffin Bay, South Australia

Located on the Ayre Penninsula, South Australia, this beautiful bay is a haven for boaties, fisherman and other water lovers. The bay has almost no waves from the Southern Ocean leaving a glass like surface.

Port Adelaide Alley

An alley way in Port Adelaide, South Australia. Port Adelaide is one of the early parts of Adelaide with a lot of factories built in the 1800’s that still stand. Most are converted now to apartments and offices. This photo was a bit of a challenge because of the high contrast between light and dark.

Often referred to as Don Dunstan's Balls, they come and go from time to time from the Rundle Mall in Adelaide.

Often referred to as Don Dunstan’s Balls, they come and go from time to time from the Rundle Mall in Adelaide.

Buskers in Rundle Mall, Adelaide, South Australia

Two young buskers in Rundle Mall on a nice Friday afternoon in October entertaining the shoppers. They take it in turns to give a consistent show.

Sunset at Semaphore beach, South Australia

Semaphore, South Australia is a metropolitan beach north west of Adelaide city. Some of the sunsets we are fortunate to get are quite spectacular.

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Optical Illusion

Stare at the cross between the two changing faces. What should happen is the features of the faces merge if you are at the right distance from the screen.

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Simple tricks on passwords

Hackers are getting smarter. They have learnt that most people will have one password that does it all. So once they get it from one place, it can be put into the automated robots to try it on every other site on the internet. Imagine if it’s your banking password as well as your Facebook password.

This article is not going to guarantee that you will never get hacked, but it will provide some idea’s to increase your protection from being hacked.

Rule 1: Your email password is the most important and should not be used for anything else. Reason: When this is hacked, all the thief needs to do is use the forgot password link on all other sites and they get your password for what ever you may be registered for.

How to come up with an easy to remember but hard to crack password. You use a phrase instead of a word. So think about where you went on holidays, or where your partner was born. Lets use the holidays one for the example. “Love Sydney” is the phrase that came to my mind. It really could be anything. You want to write it with correct case as well. So capital L for Love and capital S for Sydney. That gets 2 of the often required things for passwords. Now the spaces in your password. Some systems don’t like them so probably better to replace them. Decide on what you are going to use as the space. It might be the hash or a comma. We’ll use a hash for the example, so now our pass phrase is “Love#Sydney”. So we’ve got upper case and lower case. We’ve got special characters. Now we just want some numbers. Easiest one there is where you have a L and a O change them for a 1 and 0 except for the first character (some systems don’t like to start with a number). “L0ve#Sydney”.

Passwords should be at least 8 characters. An 8 char password takes a little over 2hrs to brute force crack. 10 characters is over 2,000 hours. Out example password will take 50,000 hours.

Now a way to have a unique password for each web site and be able to remember easily.

Use your password as a base and select characters from the web address to add into your password. Here is a example:

web site facebook.com. We’ll use from the right, the 2,5,6 letters. Always do from the right as some domains are very short which will break this. Remeber it’s always the same for every web site. So facebook the letters are oko. So use our space character and add the 3 chars to the end. “L0ve#Sydney#oko”.

It’s like anything new. It will take a little while to get used to it.

Remember, your email password needs to be unique and strong. I would make it at least 12 characters and I’d use a mixture.

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Peanuts may contain traces of peanuts

My question after reading the label of a packet of peanuts was; if it only contains TRACES of peanuts, what is the rest?

Yummy Snack Foods 500g peanuts

Yummy Snack Foods 500 gram salted peanuts

Peanuts may contain traces of peanuts

Peanuts may contain traces of peanuts. So what else do they contain?

Are peanuts nuts?

Well it looks like peanuts are not officially nuts. Reading Wikipedia about them they are classified as Arachis hypogaea, a legume crop grown mainly for its edible seeds. As a legume, the peanut belongs to the botanical family Fabaceae; this is also known as Leguminosae, and commonly known as the bean, or pea, family. So I suppose the statement is partially relevant, may contain traces of … other nuts.

The Wikipedia article does go onto to say further down:

Some people (0.6% of the United States population) report that they experience allergic reactions to peanut exposure; symptoms are specifically severe for this nut, and can range from watery eyes to anaphylactic shock, which is generally fatal if untreated. Eating a small amount of peanut can cause a reaction. Because of their widespread use in prepared and packaged foods, the avoidance of peanuts can be difficult. The reading of ingredients and warnings on product packaging is necessary to avoid this allergen.

Link to the Wikipedia article referred to is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut

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Australian Public Hollidays 2013

ACT Vic QLD SA WA Tas NSW NT
Nbr of days in year 12 11 11 11 11 10 10 10
1-Jan New Years Day x x x x x x x x
26-Jan Australia Day x x x x x x x x
28-Jan Australia Day replacement x x x x x x x x
4-Mar Labour Day x
11-Mar Adl Cup day x
11-Mar Labour Day x
11-Mar Eight hour day x
11-Mar Canberra day x
29-Mar Good Friday x x x x x x x x
1-Apr Easter Monday x x x x x x x x
25-Apr ANZAC day x x x x x x x x
6-May May Day x
3-Jun WA day x
10-Jun Queens Birthday x x x x x x x
14-Aug Qld Show x
30-Sep Queens Birthday x
30-Sep Fam and Community day x
7-Oct Labour Day x x x x
5-Nov Melb cup x
25-Dec Christmas day x x x x x x x x
26-Dec Boxing day x x x x x x x x
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Lovebuy on ebay – recomend

Every now and then something doesn’t work as planned when buying on ebay. We see ratings and you can read all sorts of stories, but the real proof in a good ebay seller is how things are handled when something doesn’t go right. That’s what happened with Lovebuy and they really came through.

I won’t go into the detail except to say this is a shop that is there is a problem they really do help to fix it. You don’t fall on deaf ears. They help.

There shop is at http://stores.ebay.com.au/lovebuy

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Target out of stock of 3 arm mens jumpers from catalogue

Target’s latest catalogue has an advertisement on thier front page with a picture of a son, mother, father and daugter all wearing what looks like very comfortable fleece jumpers. The mens one is interesting as it’s got 3 arms, 2 right arms (one on the wifes shoulder and the other between the wife and himself) with his left arm holding his daughter.

 

Target catalogue with 3 arm mens fleece jumpers

Target catalogue with 3 arm mens fleece jumpers

Anyway, I’ve called a few stores to see if they have any in stock.  I haven’t been able to find a store that stocks them yet :)  Let me know if you find one!  I really want a 3 arm jumper.

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